#MAIN BHI COCKROACH

World 1-1 · Jantar Mantar · 10 October · Permission: denied

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BREAKINGMetro stations closed: 57 · Trains cancelled: 61 · Theka status: CLOSED, uncle is devastated · AQI: yes · Cockroaches: unbothered · Section 163 in force, please gather your thoughts individually · Permission status: kindly re-apply in 10 working days · Followers gained while you read this: 2 lakh · A voter was deleted, then a cockroach un-deleted him · Lights cut at the protest site, cockroaches report no difference · Protesters thank Delhi Police for the free cardio, step goals crushed · Someone rang the Parliament doorbell and ran · Eyeliner: intact. Foundation: stronger than some governments · Tear gas confirmed 100% unadulterated, unlike petrol · Student surrounded by 40 policemen says he has never felt safer · #MainBhiCockroach · Voice of the Lazy & Unemployed

Mission briefing

You are a cockroach. In May, a remark comparing jobless youth to cockroaches went viral. So now it's your party. Delhi Police said no, the metro said no, the railways said no, and the theka said no.

Somewhere past the barricades, at the Department of Names & Deletions, Mitao Maharaj, the Chief Eraser, is rubbing names off the voter list. Collect voter IDs, send constables on chai break, and stomp him three times to restore the votes.

Controls

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